Needs more LaSalle Explorer.

Of all the little turns of phrase this website has given me, “This blog is over.” is my current favorite. This comment is over.

Now THIS is how you headline.

This is my favorite type of Burneko post; In which, I assume, he reads something that pisses his off so much he has to fire off a blog about it. Love this hot-off-the-press, connected-to-nothing rage. Please never stop.

Looking forward to reading these. Two episodes in, I can’t get enough of the low-pressure nature of everything happening on the show. Weird, but calm and grounded. 

Does “third generation army” mean that she’s the third person in her family to serve in the army?

Would you rather have to eat every meal out of a bowl, no hands, for the remainder of time? Or would you rather have to take a shit publicly, on the street, twice a week?

Basically, which part of being a dog is worse?

“bum ass bitch blogger boy” is a pretty sick burn, imo. 

I would read this if it were an article. 

I’m blasting through the second book in The Passage trilogy as we speak, and hope to have the third one done before the Fourth of July.

Like we aren’t already in social media hell, guy.

Bloodborne. I know, and I am sorry.

(Harvard stats).

Team Fight Songs, Ranked:

1) “Here Comes the Sixers”
2)

I have felt this in my fucking bone marrow for years now. I feel SEEN.

My personal hot take is that Postmates is bad.

... Is that J Cole?

Evan Turner, now and forever, sounds like Meatwad.

“Poochie-the-skateboarding-dog-ass football league”

This is very good.

That shooter where you fired CDs at the New World Order on behalf of Areosmith.