This one’s for you, Bob W.

The fact that Drew is on their staff automatically discredits any style list they may produce.

I absolutely love how they unceremoniously killed off Will Smith’s character by way of a training accident in the general timeline between the two films. That’s the best “fuck you for not doing this movie” they could have done.

Aliens would not use Apple products.

It should be noted that you’re talking about the original. The only model in this movie is the one they replaced Mae Whitman with.

I can’t help you. If you’re excited about this, step away from the computer and dial 911. They couldn’t get Will Smith, and they had to settle for the “other Helmsworth brother”. The first movie was ridiculous. I suppose next you’re going to tell me they’re remaking Roadhouse, starring a flash-in-the-pan MMA star!

I seriously got, like, more than 15 emails along those lines when that article came out. That just happened to be one I received more recently.

It is not a reuben. There is no sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, or Swiss cheese anywhere in sight. Reubens are gloriously messy.

Worth it.

It’s highly correlated with people that need to email into a website to complain.

Despite sounding so similar, I bet Shabaz H. and Jason A. would hate each other.

I HATE AND DON’T READ YOUR WEBSITE SO MUCH I HAD TO EMAIL YOU TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DON’T READ IT

Kobe was an all-star a record 18 times, is third on the scoring list (Yes, naming Kareem as the all time best Laker is a no-brainer - as evidenced by the fact that even you knew that!), and has FIVE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIPS. How many did Wilt have with the Lakers? How many did West have?

I’ll give $100 to anyone who can prove “Jason A.” is really Bono.

Note to angry letter writers: Words like “progressive” and “liberal” are only insults to those who aren’t progressive, or liberal.

Neither are they.

“public vomit mishaps and poop jokes. That’s your bread and butter.”

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

He’s always number one in missed shots in my heart.

All those emails and nothing from Cardinals fans? I am impressed.