It’s weird to me that no one remembers (because it was a huge deal at the time) that the Reds were just aping the Cubs from last year:

“Shuttle cleared tower in winter launch.”

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

And those dogfuckers over at Spirit.

Someone should have politely reminded Ms. Rogoff that she doesn’t *have* to fly. She could walk. She has two legs.

Also, that she was listening in on a private conversation between two people. She should be quite embarrassed with her behavior.

They should make the seats at the front of the airplane cost more too.

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

“Hufnagel is a brilliant recruiter”

Barry, I hate to break it to you but Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race months ago and this write-in fantasy of yours is doomed to fail.

Well of course. Otherwise, we might have thought he meant a Daytime Emmy. Or, God forbid, a local Emmy.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Vlad would’ve driven this pitch into right for a double.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

It makes sense to mortgage your future to get a can’t miss QB. It makes no sense, even sick sense, to give up a ton of draft picks to try to get a quarterback you aren’t sure will turn into a star. The draft position of the last ten SB winning QBs is 1, 199, 75, 18, 1, 24, 32, 11, 1, and 1 (the 4 ones are the same two…

Drafting a franchise quarterback is always important, which is why the Cleveland Browns do it every 3 years.

Every draft pick is sacred.

It’s like the destitute Catholic factory worker in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life trying the national lottery just once before selling the kids off for medical experiments.

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread