what are you talking about

I hate this tweet so much

If you’re talking about the NFL Draft today, you are a fucking idiot with no life.

(John Wayne Gacy was a famous clown who got in trouble for being too awesome at birthday parties.)

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Nope, team left the town where I grew up, sorry man it’s over. No hard feelings to them, and to be fair much of my dearth of fucks to give comes from the evolution of the NFL itself into the Death Star of sports. But I don’t root for pro sports teams from LA.

And to think I doubted it when Sam Hinkie said he’d land on his feet

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

Porzingis’ agent refused to talk to the 76ers because Hinkie had turned them into a joke and alienated lot of agents across the league while doing so. It was a side effect of “the process”, it’s absolutely Hinkie’s fault.

I think the point is that Hinkie is putting all his eggs in one basket (draft picks) and the basket is something he sucks at (drafting at an above average level) to your point...it would be like someone encouraging Michael Jordan to take extra baseball lessons

Draft picks ARE the goal. Precious precious draft picks...

All this deep dive into the “process” misses that Hinkle was actually sent by people who hate Philly fans (or, just about anyone) to purposely fuck up the 76ers. They also sent Ruben Amaro to the Phillies, Ron Hextall to the Flyers, and Chip Kelly to the Iggles so it’s a pretty big goddamn conspiracy.

Fuck... I’ve been alive nearly 3 decades, and the best Sixers GM in my lifetime is Billy King.... The starting line up for “best Sixers since I was born” has a current Sixer on it... And people wonder why Hinkie got the Stockholm Syndrome treatment.

If someone leaves mid-lease without having the common courtesy to warn you ahead of time or find a suitable replacement they aren’t a very good friend.

“He gone!” is the worst call in sports. Fuck you, Hawk Harrelson.

So 7 of you masculine dudes ordered a shitload of porn? Please tell me this was in like 1989, otherwise not only is that weird, but also dumb.

Obligatory comment pointing out the need for a comma between the interjection and the word “man” there. Unless you’re in fact advocating arson while engaging in intercourse with a dude in which case, please pardon the interruption.

“It’s wrong to force a friend to continue paying rent in a city he no longer lives in:”