congress, iirc, is a consortium of village elders chosen to represent their hamlets by drawing straws. there, they compete in physical and mental competitions while also trying to collect as many golden eggs as possible. at the end of their sessions (the length of which is determined by counting the numbers of stars…
BurnedAtTheSteak
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as Gen X I am telling you, I am still using 14.4 speed dial up modem.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure was only like 25 years ago...
Uh, Baby Boomers destroyed marriage in the 70's-80's with their 40-50% divorce rates.
Thought Catalog is the worst thing written *by* millennials. This is the worst thing written ABOUT millennials.
What? I’m sorry. I was too busy riding on my hoverboard while listening to [POPULAR MUSIC BAND] and simultaneously reloading my vape pen and not buying an automobile or newspaper to read the article in question.
Who says USC isn’t an elite educational institution?????
saleing*
If McDonalds breakfast and cheating on Iggy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Let me get a plate of that China food tho! A LOT OF IT
“Those giraffes you sold me, they won’t score. They just walk around, dribbling, and not scoring. You sold me... jacked giraffes. I want my money back.”
Stanford female activists
Mets Pitchers offer sympathy:
It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.
Well, they’re trying to go back to mythical 1950's America, where LGBT+ people hadn’t been invented yet, and taxes were non-existent.
But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.
I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.