try using google

which he learned from studying ancient manuscripts

Was this other person nutter-butters? Or the person that boned cube-mates?

No, they are genetically identical. You know how there are no seeds in your bananas? They don’t plant seeds. They just use cuttings, so every tree is identical.

That was my first thought. This is already the case. So it has taken at least 60 years (since the Cavendish became the only banana carried in the US) for people to figure it out.

Dr. Hunt Batjer is obviously Bob Saget. The NFL isn’t even trying to hire real doctors.

Stadiums: The Bowl Cut of Buildings.

I should stop replying to so many because it looks like I am arguing. Just a bunch of people making the same comment as you, so I make essentially the same reply, and it looks like I disagree. I don’t.

He only played in 30 Premier League games in 1 season at Liverpool (his first). He only scored 20 league goals once (again, first season). Even at his best, he missed a ton of games. Clearly electric, but couldn’t stay on the pitch.

Fucking christ, they are remaking Roadhouse. I watch Roadhouse at least once a month. It is a cinematic masterpiece. This is an American tragedy, and I am taking your advice and calling the cops.

I can’t imagine caring enough about a band to write an angry email. Do you get the impression that they are sincere or are they just grabbing any excuse to send you some hate mail?

I just keep comparing him in my head to Aguero (my current favorite player). He’s famous for being fragile, but he plays more games than Torres did at any point in is career. Scores at a similar rate, both for Atletico and in the Premier League. Would Aguero have garnered a top-5 all time transfer fee 4 or 5 years…

I can’t stand people that use elipses...

Can someone explain how Torres was ever worth that Chelsea transfer fee? I have not been following soccer for that long and I’m just looking at old stats. But going by number of appearances it looks like he was never healthy even for Liverpool.

They have Bogut. Of course they play dirty.

Not sure what airline you were on, but they might charge you to choose any seat. The no-charge option would be to say “fuck it” and sit wherever they put you. But they make that option non-obvious on their website.

Adults should not threaten to shit their pants over a seating assignment. That is not adequate.

Ballsy to argue that texting is not “conduct.”

What part of that movie strikes you as timely?

They should have signed RGIII and been a beautiful disaster. Now they will be a boring failure, with a different boring failure behind center. *Yawn*