If you’re on Yahoo Answers, it is a dumb question.

Would you like the tweet if you knew that Brian McCarthy cried after writing it?

There is a difference between tanking a team with the intent of creating apathy (so you can move) and tanking a team while telling the same fan base they should keep spending money. I think the timeline was Hinkie’s downfall. Could the system work given sufficient time? Sure. Eventually you are going to hit the…

A stomach for losing?

People who hate Philly fans? So, other Philly fans, right?

If you find yourself suing a roommate for rent when you can only afford the place by having multiple roommates, you’re getting screwed no matter whose name is on the lease.

What if I skin the Vanished Roommate and sleep inside his carcass on the street like he was a Tauntaun? Do I still have to pay rent?

For serious. Even contemplating spending $400,000 on a chair would make me reevaluate my entire life.

The moron that wrote this articel managed to work in a claim that the olds are better with technology than millennials, so you have an excuse not to twitter.

your music was terrible and we’re glad all of your musicians are dead

The divorce rate has been declining for almost 30 years.

Those silly millennials, with their filthy sex, dating apps, hookup culture and ... early marriages? One of these things is not like the others.

ESPN trying to talk about this issue has been hilarious. They are trying so hard not to just say “ratting out your boy for cheating is low,” but it’s obvious that’s what they mean.

The most surprising part of this story is that the Selection Committee bothered to correct the mistake.

Bartolo Colon

Also massive government spending. GI Bill, Marshall Plan (Spending on foreigners *gasp*), Interstate highways, etc. Sounds very Republican.

I like to picture you actually wearing that suit and tie while sitting in a bathtub trolling Gawker.

Gossage needs to shave those goddamn sideburns if he’s gonna act so straight-laced.

This is what happens if you eat too many spice meatballs

Children are invariably monsters anyway. At least yours are monsters about something good.