You can’t show us your pasta, command us to not use bullshit sauce, and then not tell us what sauce you used on your beautiful handmade pasta. Did you go with a basic ragu? A carbonara? Cacio e pepe, because you’re kind of a snob but who gives a shit it’s fucking delicious? I need to know to satisfy my lunch fantasies.

any movie that makes Nancy Grace cream her hashtags

No photos, so who knows? Maybe you have to take your whore-shower at the local coffee shop.

That $30,000 apartment doesn’t have a bathroom. Not even a partial. Making it less an apartment and more a large closet you can put your bed in.

I guess. Most analysts had them in already. And moving from “we’re probably in!” to “we’re more probably in!” doesn’t strike me as a huge leap.

Who storms the court for beating a #9 ranked team? Colorado has 2 fewer wins than Arizona. Don’t bust your court storming nut for something this mediocre.

Damn. I was joking around, but shit just got real. Sad.

I saw Total Recall at an inappropriately young age. It was the first R-rated movie I saw, and I was like 5.

I read on the internet that everybody in the 80s had AIDS. Fuck that.

I don’t think that sex whale gave consent. Because it’s dead.

They were talking to some guy on the Senate Judicial Committee and he said that a term limited president hadn’t nominated a Supreme Court justice this late before. The only thing I could think was, there’s only been a few term limited presidents (Wikipedia says 6). Has there even been an opening before? My guess is…

Even NPR let this shit slide this morning without bringing up Anthony Kennedy, or even asking how often the situation had come up before. It was ridiculous.

Just nominate the bulldog Scalia from Last Week Tonight. He is highly qualified and adorable. Who’s voting against this face?

It is truly amazing when you realize that, even with everything else he did, GWB’s worst legacy might be No Child Left Behind. I remember my main rant being that the very idea of achieving 100% proficiency was an absurd goal. It was like they had never seen a bell curve.

Not for the graphs you showed. The Dem voters were not asked those questions. Not hard to read the survey, guy.

It’s even more bewildering when you consider that his approval rating was 22% when he left office. I guess it was still 57% among Republicans, but they kept him away from the 2008 and 2012 races like he had transmissible cancer.

I didn’t say anything about liberals in my post. But maybe, just maybe, the 2% of Republican primary voters that self-identify as “very liberal” are not representative of liberals in general.

If LeBron James committed a murder-suicide, we would all agree to stop talking about it within a week. Like Jovan Belcher or Chris Benoit. I realize they were nowhere near LeBron’s level of fame, but the story is over as soon as it happens. And it is too depressing to stay in the news.

There is some truth to the idea that Sherman’s March to the Sea and the accompanying destruction of property was new, brutal and devastating. But, you are correct that the image of the Confederacy as gentlemanly defenders of the South is badly misplaced. And I have no idea what they think Sherman’s march should have…

People flying the Confederate flag in WV are the most confusing brand of redneck.