I have never heard of this myth. What in the hell?

You quote Liam Hogan in the piece, and he’s done a fantastic job debunking every specific claim made by these idiots, in a five-part series on Medium. I highly recommend you check it out!

Don’t forget the other thing they all have in common: none are legally eligible to be president.

I would want to ban Greg Hardy first. But it’s not like lifetime bans haven’t happened in the NFL: Art Schilchter, Stanley Wilson...think there’s another drug offender in there.

So Tottenham will go another year without a trophy.

“I don’t know, he’s just an asshole.”

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

I guess that CarFax gig isn’t as comfortable as I thought.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

Yeah, it’s because the police don’t give a shit. Give them money to test rape kits and they’ll buy a tank instead, so, yeah.

“in 2013, Memphis, Tennessee somehow lost almost 15,000 kits”

The cursing doesn’t flow as smoothly as Burneko but all in all an adequate Foodspin. Actually more than adequate because I am freaking scared to even attempt my own pasta. Good on you.

This is also a great activity to do with kids. We usually make a double batch and I turn half into pasta and let them hack away at the other one and make it into fun shapes.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

I don’t even care if they play a shit team like the Sixers

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Ah, the days when Johnny Manziel and Tiger Woods* would have fit right the fuck in, because men were men and everyone else kept their fucking mouths shut.

GCOAT

No way, Ben Simmons is going to be the #1 pick. Even if the Warriors somehow don’t win it all there’s no way he’s getting to play on that team.

Holy shit, those bullet points you highlighted are embarrassing!