watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.

I think I left the theater, bought some wine, and told my (now husband) not to call me for a few days.

I feel you.

That woman with the earrings can go straight to hell.

The Five Year Engagement.

The ‘more flexible’ half of their couple had some strong ties to the Bay Area, as I once did, and spends a year or so floating about in career paralysis ... let’s just say it was too, too real, at a time when reality was real enough.

What a brave man - standing up to his employer well after giving his notice to resign (for unrelated reasons), thus only risking a couple of weeks of work after even though he’s been acceding to their wishes for a couple of weeks without saying anything publicly about the situation.

THIS FILM. It came out at a very bad time in my (academic/professional) life and fills me with existential dread every. time. it’s mentioned.

In unrelated news, I recently received a rejection letter from the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, so there’s that.

I’ve had male and female colleagues have babies recently, only the women have ever been asked if they wanted to “stop the tenure clock.” Oh sure, cause I can afford to do that. Our university has money to hire a new dean seemingly every five minutes but we still have no more than the federal minimum for maternity…

Does anyone else see the sailboat?

“tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits…

Hate to disagree, but continuous and willful ignorance is a prerequisite for sports radio in Cleveland.

Hayes continued, “It is extraordinarily imperative that the National Collegiate Athletic Association immediately institute legislation postulating a universally designated purveyor of inflatable leather spheroid,” before being punched in the face by the NCAA stenographer.

Daaaaamn, Nigel Hayes!

“And I have no right to accept censorship based on what broadcasting is.”

♫ Roundballs
Armour Roundballs
What kind of teams like Armour Roundballs?♫

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of…

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

I too learned recently that people like things that I don’t like. Hopefully this distasteful trend will soon end, because I for one won’t stand for it.

...that’ll do.