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Well, it certainly seems to have teeth enough to maul trans people with.
It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.
He’s making over $22,000,000 this year. He is Dwight Howard. I really can’t see an NBA GM giving up ~$22m worth of his own players to land Dwight Howard.
This is the only thing I can see happening because lmao:
knicks! (lights crack pipe, smokes that glass dick)
When he goes to blow out the candles, he’ll whisper a meek “please clap” when the silence gets too deafening.
^ This is perfect.
Judging by the thinkpieces, I imagine most writers went:
“WOOO-HOO! Kickoff!!”
*Instantly falls asleep*
*Wakes up two minutes into halftime*
“WHAT THE FUCK IS BEYONCE WEARING?! MY POOR WHITE CHILDREN!”
*Instantly falls asleep*
*Wakes up during post game presser*
“WHAT! CAM NEWTON IS A RUDE BABY BOY THING! I’M SO ENRAGED!!!!”
*…
Phil Mushnick only tuned in for Coldplay.
The fuck? Is he talking about the 6-10 Giants? Beckham was the only thing good about that shitpile this year. How they hell did he “cost them a playoff spot”?
Ditto is a whore.
If this is fancy-assed massive boat, and you’re offering me a free ride on it?
Alright stop me when this sounds crazy. How about we build a modern replica of a ship that was the famous for being one of the biggest maritime disasters ever, give it the same damn name, and then, get this, sail it to a port in the Middle East!
um no we used pokemon science to determine this list
Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp
karp make good flop