Having a team in LA affects TV rights deals big time. That pie Jerry’s got both chin-balls deep inside.

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

This thing is not ok

The Wild better rally and make the playoffs. It won’t feel like spring if they don’t get swept by the Blackhawks.

So much for that talk about Zenon being inert.

Always bunny truthers

Rabbits have 5 toes on their front paws and 4 toes on their back paws. Looks like a falsified document.

Et tu, Moute?

Actual serious question: How much do Philly cops make that they can afford bottle service?

I’m not sure about civil service laws.. but I think putting the off-duty cops out of commission automatically makes McCoy and crew new cops, which means no matter how much videotape surfaces, they’ll never be indicted.

Riding a motorcycle and playing video games aren’t PC? What?

Wow, you sing along with Black Flag in your BMW, play board games, AND listen to Howard Stern?!? *clutches pearls and collapses onto fainting couch*

Doing things you like and being immature are not the same thing. I don’t know where that came from. I know some really silly people like to associate playing video games and riding a motorcycle with being immature, but that’s not what immaturity is at all nor are any of those things violating social norms.

You forgot the one I recently came across, when on the second date they crush up pain pills and snort them - also a red-flag.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Oh, are they? I hadn’t heard. They should try advertising that a little.

Which one is the best drink while to watching Key and Peele Livestream GameDay this Sunday?

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

Goddamn, that’s a ritzy neighborhood.

And we don’t even have hands!!!