Mark Schlereth has some ‘thoughts’ on the solar system.

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

“...and also why diverse, neverending acts of religious terrorism would be laughable if not for how ultimately meaningless they really are [all the innocent dead people?].”

People give too many fucks... I’m just trynna grab a drink and have my face sat on.

This is a logical and accurate response, and as such, it has no business being here!

They keep playing lavine at point. I think he could be a pretty good shooting guard but when he comes in at point the offense just falls off a cliff. No idea why they don’t start him at the two since they have no outside shooters in their starting 5. I have to think it is some kind of covert tanking scheme. (I haven't…

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Rubio’s defense is so good at this point, he could stab the ball with a pair of scissors every time he touches it and he’d still be a viable starter.

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

They do, but only to terrible schools where they are about to drop out until some middle-age white man having a mid-life crisis really connects with them.

Well, if a blizzard did hit the Midwest there would at least be stories running on the national news networks about how the East Coast is bracing for the blizzard that’s currently over the Midwest.

It’s times like these when I’m thankful to live less than 2 blocks from my favorite bar, and that the owners live even closer.

Dont over think it.

Yeah, something stinging that Mother Teresa said to Hillary Clinton 20 years ago just now came out.

Ok. But why weren’t any of the male presidents aborted then? Riddle me that!

If every single staunch “pro-lifer” running for president right now had been aborted, the world would be a better, nicer place.

“You got any weed?”

This doesn’t even make any sense. The “she’s already been aborted” line assumes that there’s only ONE woman who could have possibly been president. Yet how many white men candidates do we slog through every election?