I’d like to introduce you to my good friend Bill Belichick.

Leave overtime alone.

Overtime solution I heard recently: Both teams get the ball at the same time from the opponent’s 20 yard line. Clock starts and the first team to score wins. 44 players on the field! Violence on both ends at all times! The inevitability of the NFL going to a Royal Rumble solution for overtime is finally here!

They should just go to penalty kicks.

WE DO EXIST

Jordan backed off of him and told him: “shoot it you fucking midget.” Mugsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Mugsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career.

“Clean like you’re at your parents’ house” isn’t necessarily good advice. A lot of people have mothers who picked up every dirty sock, plate, glass, etc.

Oh, my god, the dog’s face is absolutely killing me.

You can have good stats but hurt your team... numbers do lie sometimes.

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team

(Dirk Nowitski enters thread) SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU

You can have good comments but hurt your team... recs do lie sometimes.

amen

So at the advice of his agent, he skipped out on the last game and the Lightening have suspended him without pay, indefinitely. Seems like Drouin just wanted to play in the NHL and now, because of said advice, he is neither playing hockey at all nor getting paid.....well done, seems like it was sound advice....

As a Tampa fan and resident, I’m fucking loving watching this thing play out just as the Bolts get hot. Everything Steve Yzerman does right now is a big “fuck you” to Drouin, his agent and his parents. It’s delicious, and at this point I think Yzerman is perfectly content to keep the kid on contract as Thunderbug’s…

You lost me here....

Damn Tara, that illustration is flame emoji x100

Can you really boycott a place no one wants to go to?

The flip side of the coin is that as long as the professional sports leagues are in cahoots with the cable networks, cord-cutting is not realistic for even casual sports fans who live in the same market as the team they follow. Paradoxically, a Mets fan living in San Francisco can watch every single one of his or her…