Right? I highly doubt there is much overlap of people who chose “D” and who actually know Judge Judy’s real name.

Why are we trying to replace Kagan with Judge Just when there’s a perfectly replaceable Scalia on the same court?

Judge Judy is the reason that my grandma has insisted that I NEVER lend any money to a boyfriend. She continued to do this during the seven years we dated, and throughout our engagement. She still brings it up sometimes, even though we’re married. She also thinks the root of most societal problems these days are due…

to tell you the truth i don’t think i would be able to even identify that judith sheindlin is judge judy.

Martin O'Malley. With a Derry-Dol-Ding-Dong-WTF

More importantly, who is Tom Bombadil?

Obama is Bilbo, because he tried, but now he is passing this shit on to somebody else and chilling with elves because he doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Everybody is Denethor

Chris Christie as Gimli Son of Glóin, a dwarf of the Lonely Mountain. Hot-headed, stocky, wholly irrelevant; this is honestly the most obviousthing that has ever happened in the history of comparing presidential candidates to Lord of the Rings characters.

You just wanted to show off that you’re reading a 4204-page book, nerd.

The person from “This Old House Magazine” sounds about as curmudgeonly as you would expect.

Get the stove for Guy Furry.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Guns don’t kill people, Arsenal does.

“Moon says. “We’ve dispelled a lot of those myths, but not all.”

I think I’ll play it safe and buy myself some Birkenstocks!

You should have told him that cats piss on your laundry when they feel disrespected.

the studio campaigned to have them split up into best actress/supporting actress so that they would have a better chance of winning/wouldn’t be competing against each other

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

So basically: