If you own a confederate flag that was actually manufactured during the confederacy, I might give you a pass. If your flag was $12.99 at Walmart, you’re just a racist piece of shit.

Honesty we need, flavors we can trust.

“Noted non-obsessive, non-self-obsessed Bill Simmons pleads ignorance of personal vanity project’s development name”

Greg just called Colin Cowherd a “discarded foreskin.”

You can possess a confederate flag without it being racist.

Appropriate use of “fag”: Asking for a cigarette in England, I guess, but I think they’ll know what you mean when you say cigarette.

“You can say the word “fag” without it being homophobic”

This is an all time great comment. Jesse em'body'(ie)s America, baby!

A pint of ice cream is a single serving, you fucking fascists!

This is a good comment.

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

I heat up my coffee mug before making coffee with my AeroPress. Goddamn… I’m one of them.

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

water the essence of wetness

DOESN’T HE KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER??

“A gift of water? You don’t say...”

I agree. None of the republican candidates should be allowed to drink water. It’s a sign of weakness.

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

Here’s the deal— abortion is pretty horrific. We don’t need to see anything to know that.

These images are gross and disturbing! Open heart surgery is wrong!