This shit should be grey...

There’s nothing wrong with being a humanist, but saying you are in response to a question of whether you’re a feminist implies that humanism is an alternative belief system about equality of the sexes, when it has nothing to do with gender.

Who gets fucked with the “Root for the Cardinals” post?

Yeah, I should’ve clarified: Werth is the biggest dick in the room, because it’s just a stupid, childish, dick reaction to not playing one game. And yelling at Williams, given his propensity for not doing anything when confronted with problems, wasn’t likely to amount to anything or improve the situation.

Chokerghazi

Worst headline in the history of Deadspin.

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

Counterpoint: Root for the Blue Jays.

No

“Meh. Whatever.”

Great climbing there champ. You made it like one fifth of the way up that tree.

I don’t trust anyone known as Fat Elvis regarding what should happen in a bathroom.

Ignore this; I wasn’t sure if the edit on my other comment went through. It apparently did. Have a pair of platypus instead:

“He literally earned 12 standing ovations and now I am barren.”

Then, he’ll repeal the Iran deal and move the American embassy in Israel to Jerusalem

For a solid six months, I’ve been trying to figure out the starting lineup for the basketball team of American presidents. So far I’ve got three positions locked down:

At the end of the day, did anyone really sex Mutumbo?

I know Albert is a really busy guy and sometimes has to channel his talents elsewhere but like can we get some more Foodspin Content?