but does she have a heart of gold? or is it just a normal squishy bloody heart?

So, we’re all going to hell in a handbag?

So when I tell you I’m having a fight about white privilege with this man, I’m slightly guilty because I’m moving in to gentrify a neighborhood, except I’m the first one here when nobody wants to live here.

“Grew up with Stonewall” and he thinks that’s going to help his street cred?

I thought it was because they could never get any work done with all the costumes and scripts and lube lying around.

how many times exactly do I need to refresh before I get an article on Lane Kiffin banging Nick Saban's daughter? Geeze, has nobody checked the internet today?

He’s just being deflowered, is all! He was worth something, up until just that moment now. *POP* Sorry dude, now you’re damaged goods, hope you enjoy your eternal-bachelor life. xD

The Cabin in the Woods

I encourage “No Hymen, No Diamond”, in that women should have premarital sex and people should not support the diamond industry.

Going to see the pope tomorrow in our nation’s Capitol. This is going to be one of the highlights of my life.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

More like Goodbyemen.

Ahem...

The best burn would’ve been putting Coors light in champagne flutes.

Other shows have handled it well, most notably Aaron McGruder’s Boondocks, imho.

The Pirates live in a city where Iron City Beer is popular. You think they won’t distinguish champagne from pee?

As a Rockies fan with a modicum of pride, I’m just going to say that’s a dong, not a ‘P’, and stick with that story.

Jeets wants like minded individuals on his team, so I think his appointment confirms that Durant was the one to get his salad tossed