“It’s not racist because it was just a joke between friends that they wanted to keep between themselves!”

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

Hopefully we can get a bunch of commenters explaining that, not only is the confederate flag not racist, neither is the nazi salute.

I can't believe a picante sauce company has an actual university.

This guy’s a fraud in more ways than you can imagine, Tom. I mean, he’s not a real fucking priest. That collar isn’t even attached to his shirt.

What IV?

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

Flat-Earthers. Because at least in every other conspiracy theory out there, there’s a clear-cut reason why those people believe what they do, even if the reason is nuttier than squirrel poop.

Yeah yeah, tough guy. Easy for you to criticize them when they can’t even read it.

Same here. We also watched Excalibur. We were told about this by upperclassmen, to wait for her to run up to the screen with a piece of cardboard to cover it. It was hilarious. She was no prude, she just knew someone’s parent would throw a fit.

Is there any comparison to what Shanahan did to RG3? It is like the mountaintop of asshole coach moves, right? Nominees for the prize would have to include Dallas Green letting Al Leiter throw 162 pitches in 19989, but even that doesn’t come close.

“Tom Brady” will be cruelly cast to the wilderness

But what about Kenesaw Mountain Landis’ legacy, though? WHAT ABOUT IT?

It’s literally what the case is about, brah. What they’re accused of is intentionally violating the league rules to gain an on-field advantage. It’s one thing to say that you don’t think he had knowledge of the situation, but you can’t say that the underlying accusation isn’t cheating during the Superbowl.

Good. Almost too good.

First the argument was that only a moralizing dipshit would care about what an athlete does off the field, now you’re called a moralizing dipshit if you care that they cheated during the Superbowl? Interesting analysis.

Am I the only white person afraid of cops? Every time one is behind me, I get the mud butt. This kid was well, he was just fuckin dumb.