With one year left on his contract, de Gea is a de facto free agent. If you want to cash in on a player, you sell him with 2 years left or re-up his contract (and throw-in a release clause so you can set the floor for negotiations).

Transfer deadline day is always liable to turn up a couple shockers

This is what happens when graphic designers need to justify their salaries and also want to have the credit of being behind a famous logo change. I don’t care what the blurb says about making it look better on small screens. This is change just for changes sake. Which is not a good reason.

Aww

How else is one supposed to make new Republicans if you don’t catch them early and fill them with irrational fears?

Is this kind of like telling your younger sibling they’re adopted?

Can’t you miserable people be happy he’s making that kind of money?

Nothing makes you look more like a JV promotion than these generic outfits. Are they TRYING to be American Gladiators, or Guts!? Someone should get fired and now.

“Bro, let’s SEAL this, with a kiss.”

Um, because she called him out for beating women and that’s a shitty thing for him to do?

If this sort of thing keeps up, I’m going to start suspecting that police officers don’t have adequate respect for other people’s bodies.

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

All I'm gonna say...

Great tweet by Beckman half an hour before being fired

I don’t know how good of a fit Cubit will be. After this Beckman fiasco, you would think Illinois would go for someone who is more square.

“You see, FIRED stands for Fiercely and Intensely Searching for Employment Decisions...”

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

I’d rather send her with a Snickers bar (which I would never do, of course.)

What a surprise, Jezebel is staffed by people with eating disorders and a taste for beastiality.