White men, we need to talk.

It’s Curt Schilling!

People like going to clubs and watching people tell jokes on stage. What’s next? People will watch video of people who go to clubs to watch people tell jokes on a stage? When will it end? .... ....

Every Portland needs a pooper.

If by “covering” you mean “looking at it through a bottle of wine as I lie beneath the coffee table” sure

Update: Cancel your whole entire life, Sarah Palin is interviewing Donald Trump tonight: http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/20…

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

remember: we’re judging from our own lazy-asshole point of view, not from that of someone who actually wants to be an starting QB or whatever.

I huffily went to his pro-football-reference page before I got this. Nice.

You guys are forgetting the obvious here. What about Drew Bledsoe?

I’d love to see one about hockey but that would require every team having fans.

·You see where this is going, don’t you? That’s right. The Steelers are the St. Louis Cardinals of the NFL.

Fact checking an idiot is a waste of time, but it’s my lunch break.

This.

The Nazi is coming from inside the tweet!

Seeing Curty boy recently, he’s probably considering the Biggest Loser.

+1

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

Jay Cutler...J.C...MY GAWD

Jets players hate the preseason just as much as everybody else.