Are there two types of blue waffles out there or can I continue throwing up in my mouth?

They re-elected the senator with the diaper fetish, so.

Don't you sully the good name of jake peralta!!

Aaaaannd with that, my most exciting moment of the season has come and gone.

I’ll do you a solid.

Kind of weird we have two letters here from fans who think that Cutler wouldn’t be an immediate improvement on Dalton. A block of wood with a rubber band slingshot would be an improvement on Dalton.

Please don’t bomb them. Those assholes are all around me and i don’t want to be collateral damage in the war on stupid.

A.I.

This man’s priorities are definitely all fucked up.

My name is Ashley.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

The way Governor Walker’s spokesperson spells her name is making me so angry

But really, isn’t it about time we asked “Bruh what?” of all of us?

Reus is dead man.

The woman who CLAIMS she birthed me (still hoping a poor princess got herself in trouble & left me on the doorstep & will be back for me any day now) is ATTENDING A TAPING OF HIS SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. I did not accept her invitation to come along. She insists he's SOOOOO wonderful to women. Meanwhile on family feud he…

If there’s anyone who should be familiar with rewarding someone for performance you’d think it would be Jeter.

As attendee Tim Gunn told Jezebel, they’d heard about the taping through a peer in the comedy world who said that “if he was able to get ten men there, he would receive a gift, like an MP3 player or something.”

Those arms knocked the exclamation point right off his campaign sign.

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories: