Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

Is this some kind of meta joke, like the soccer-mom version of PFTCommenter? Holy shit I couldn’t read this shit...yet it was just so perfectly bad and lacking in awareness as to strike me as oddly impressive.

This woman hates commas.

You’d be mad too if you were a man named Susan.

Not smart enough to understand the point of the article? Sounds like she should be working for the Daily Caller.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

^ Would harass.

America wins if we could get some other country to just take St. Louis. Nothing required in return. Like a free transfer in European soccer.

From the trailers it looks like it’s a showcase of what an asshole he was.

I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

Twitter is easy to explain to people of the 50’s

[insert MSU grads can’t read joke here]

“so I can only assume this is based on reader voting”

It's a relief to hear he puts on all those pants one leg at a time.

M. Night is a talented film maker. Just look at Unbreakable for proof. There is no denying that he has made a string of bad movies which only he may or may not one day explain. I wish the best for him with The Visit and that it could put him back on top.

Do they just have a boiler plate for “The team is waiting for Santa Clara/San Jose PD’s official report before making a final decision”?

As much as I would like to express sympathy for a city’s fan base that just celebrated an NBA title two months ago, three of the last five World Series titles, and five Super Bowl victories out of six tries in the last 33 years... I can’t. Boo friggin’ hoo.

Either this is an optical illusion and Drew is really 3-5 feet in front of everyone or his head has a measurable gravitational pull to it. That poor neck....

“I’m a believer in Blaine Gabbert. I am, just point blank,” Tomsula said Thursday. “We’re building a team, in terms of the on the field play and the team – Blaine Gabbert, that’s a beautiful piece.”