(Immediately texts link to son that is going back to college this weekend)

Running for student council at any level.

TIL fantasy football mock drafts are a lot like playing League of Legends.

Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

You are everything that’s wrong with America. Nobody is interested in hearing your fantasy football stories. Do you also have a bad beat poker story to tell?

what do you think

The quaint town of Snohomish will now forever be synonymous with “LLSWS Scandal.” Along with “Igloo,” of course.

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

This is fucking disgusting. There’s Little League Softball?

Agh! I cast Banish Dazzle! I cast Banish Dazzle!

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

I’ll rock paper scissors you for it

Only at this one Taco Bell?

This sounds decidedly un-Wiccan. If someone was running around crucifying people, no one would describe the killings as “Catholic” in nature.

Tru Detective season 3

Well that wins for Stupidist Event Ever. It just isn’t a sport in my Very Official Book.

MI2 was laughably bad. But the last two have been excellent.

Coming for the AL East? Hell, they’re looking at the Twins current struggles and taste blood in the water that is the Wild Card race, too.

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.