Feeling philosophical? That’s cool. But really, none of us can answer that for you. From here, your comment seems completely without purpose. You’ll have to look inward to find meaning.

Poll taxes weren’t legally declared unconstitutional until 1966 though.

there’s a lot of shitty governors out there, and I appreciate Greg Abbott’s strong efforts in being named America’s Shittiest Governor (this Fall, on ABC!)

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

Nice NICE

You shut your whore mouth, Phil Jackson.

was wondering “oh has donny said anything dumb about gay marriage yet today” and i’m a little upset he hasn’t yet, at least we get this on health care

“This will make ISIS really love us now!”

You would think that any rational person would question a strong belief of theirs if it so happened to align perfectly with ISIS.

I got a UTI today. I am happy for anything that relieves the symptoms.

Doesn’t make it not worthwhile.

I teach evolution, and there’s often a student who’s been prepped to answer everything an evolution professor would never actually say. It’s such a letdown for them to find out that not only am I not a man, I’m also not made of straw.

It’s true about how America is the only country that has abolished slavery, though. You can’t argue with fact.

Well my Intro to Biology proffessor did walk into class on the first day and say that evolution is a necessary component of every aspect of this subject and if you don’t believe it exists you might as well walk out the door right now because he has nothing to teach you.

yeah man. i only taught college kids for two semesters and it was quite an eye-opener to see how much pushback i got when i’d even suggest that my male students not be averse to reading female writers, or that perhaps one shouldn’t write an essay on nasa being defunded because of obamacare, etc — i would never have…

that is profoooooooooundly unnerving.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

juggling an array of end-of-year parties, concerts and “graduations” for her preschoolers.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.