I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Mets fans’ mistakes per 100 words: 13.9

I got my degree from a vending machine at the airport in Buenos Aires.
(TMBG said it in concert and it slayed me. Coincidentally, Your Racist Friend is a great theme to current events.)

Off topic, but are you a real doctor? Or a real worm? Like an actual worm?

any given sunday was awful

Like the hotel chain, or the Hall of Fame pitcher?

Math. I bet he hates math.

Especially 20 miles east. Fuckin sharks, man.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Living in Alabama, I’ve had plenty of people talk to me about heitage and pride and all that noise when it concerns that flag. The “states’ rights” argument holds little sway for me.

Well said, Ben and Barry.

Can we talk about the real tragedy of this piece, which is that it is so hard and scary and difficult to get yourself to go to therapy in the first place, that the absolute last thing you need is to worry about your therapist judging you and your clothes and appearance, talking about it with his coworkers, and writing…

Oh my God I can’t even believe his piece was even published. I understand the existence of the single asshole that wrote it, that happens. But how did it get through editing? Who was like, “Seems legit. Fire it!”?

Nah. Some damn peace and quiet around here is the best gift you can give a dad on any other day of the year, but Father’s Day is for people who have/love fathers to celebrate them. A father who wants to spend Father’s Day away from his family is a dingus.

Roughly 92 percent of all the dads on earth have this mug

What sicko dad wants a blowjob from their kid?

How about a son who doesn’t continually disappoint me? That’s all I really want.

Moderators hate him, man finds trick to post first on Kotaku!