no harm, no foul

I went with man because it sounds more ponderous/pompous.

Man has always pondered the question “what is art?” Now we can just point and say “this.”

I think she watches a lot of mariachi based on that gif.

Look at his username. That is an obvious troll, Cherith

But you could have pre-ordered it, Emerald. You would have pre-ordered it if you really believed in Christmas.

But you could have pre-ordered it, Emerald. You would have pre-ordered it if you really believed in Christmas.

I am so disappointed that Balancing In Heels isn’t on this list.

I am so disappointed that Balancing In Heels isn’t on this list.

So they didn’t go swimming, but did they at least get in some watersports?

He’s also endorsing Obama killing journalists (and maybe Trump), isn’t he? They asked him what he thought of a president killing journalists and opposing politicians and his response was to basically say “If only Obama would do that here.”

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Kevin McCallister was a psycho as a kid, too. The Wet Bandits would have died horribly several times over with all the things he did to them.

Is Eireann just a really pretentious spelling of Erin?

Who makes bacon for just themselves when they live with another person? You are dating a psychopath and you need to break up.

You can draft me into the war. We’ve lived in the shadow of Santa’s bearded tyranny for too long. His yearly breaking and entering spree is an unacceptable assault on our civil liberties. And this citizen is ready to stand his ground.

I miss the 90’s.

Well ain’t he just a pill!

Did Cardale Jones just threaten to beat his coach’s ass? Yes, yes he did. Cardale didn’t come to play school.

What’s the official ruling on showing a little nut cleavage?

This headline is why I read Deadspin. The people need to know!

It actually just says Los Backs. And because of the font, it looks a lot like Los Hacks. So maybe they are advertising how terrible they are.