Bobby Jindal said to keep him? No wonder he almost got fired.

The second “But why male models?” was allegedly ad-libbed, much like the Eagles receiving core.

The disappearance of Kobe’s shooting touch is fascinating. That’s typically the last thing to leave in old age. And watching him play, it’s hard to tell that his legs are shot. He still crosses people over, still elevates to shoot, still looks the same at release. But it’s completely gone.

The movie isn’t even Escape to LA it’s Escape from LA. Damn, Stan Kroenke is a terrible Snake Plissken impersonation.

Probably a re-kick, but I can’t find the rule.

I’m mostly curious about what the NFL would do. Do you get a re-kick? Or are the refs just supposed to say “Them’s the breaks. Sometimes bodies fall out of the sky and block kicks. Tough shit.”?

I want them to drop my body out of a plane, and time it perfectly so I block a kick during the Super Bowl.

No Sealab 2021?! I’m gonna pop some stimutacs and come over there.

Demovsky had a bad day yesterday. He also got caught up in the lame Simmons/ESPN beef by quoting huge sections of Simmons’ Obama interview and crediting it to “an interview with GQ magazine” rather than Simmons by name.

Or did they do it by murder people on park benches in Washington DC and making it look like suicides?! Just asking questions here. Now where did I put my hat?

Absolutely. I don’t know what the endgame for these anti-refugee pols is. Leave them in limbo until we bomb ISIS into oblivion and then send them back? Then again, they’ve been happy to leave Palestinians in refugee camps for decades, so I guess they just don’t give a shit.

It’s not only an incredibly inhuman response, it’s based on unreliable, preliminary information. At best, we know that one of the attackers may have been a Syrian immigrant. I’ve seen unsourced reports that the passport may be a fake. We know for sure that some of the attackers were European citizens. Are we going to…

If I didn’t read BCO I would absolutely think that “afraid of deep things” woman was playing some kind of weird prank. But, befitting her fear, she stays in the shallow end of crazy for this neck of the woods.

Straw lady, because not providing a straw is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as straw lady, but she’ll get some sympathy.

Step 1: Wear a shirt that covers your pasty white gut, you sack of shit.

Query: I put my taint on a Volkswagen, but just for a second, just to feel the chill of cold metal between my balls and my bunghole. Can I get sued for that?

Apparently that is Gawker’s old friend TomatoFace, as the Anna Aasa is a type of cherry tomato. Just an unpleasant person all around.

The problem isn’t the money, it’s how bad the incumbent QB is. The common theme behind the guys you named is they sat behind a qualified NFL starter. It’s easy to sit Aaron Rodgers when you have Favre. It’s harder to sit Mariota when you have Mettenberger (although Tampa could easily have left Glennon in for a year or…

Apparently, bosses are going through the building deciding who stays and goes.