You would think they would have learned from the last time they did this and everybody blamed the Republicans. Or not, because expecting Ted Cruz to learn is like expecting a hamster to do calculus.

If people try to steal my armrest in the middle, I will leave my arm uncomfortably touching theirs the whole flight. There’s no limit to my passive-aggression.

Spite-shitting after someone makes you getup from your nap? Is this a bear or a cat?

I like to wait until it’s real dark, then just sort of softly go at it under a jacket.

That teacher should be in prison. Don’t bring children into this.

Seriously with the white nationalist thing. You can’t have a dog whistle racist bill and then just invite an out-and-out racist to testify about it. That defeats the whole point!

On Monday, the bill’s sponsors invited a white nationalist to testify in favor of the bill.

Arranging the meet-up is, to me, right at the line of creepy; maybe over, depending on what day you ask. Lying about it to his girlfriend/wife and everybody they know for years? Creepy with a capital WTF.

I’m getting a real negative inference from this comment. From all of it.

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I agree, you’re probably right. It’s just your last bit about not being able to afford to live alone was just, like, damn... that’s dark.

this is the darkest take on Bert and Ernie ever

I gesture with my hands like the person on the other end can see me. Sometimes this causes me to knock things off my desk.

So which is he using? I’m gonna guess barely audible high pitched noise. Just seems like a squeaker.

Has any team gone from 2 QBs to 0 QBs faster than the Leftwich/Garrard Jags? I don’t even know where they went, I just know they disappeared.

if skip ate mayo it would be cannibalism

Rick Bayless seems impossibly chill. Skip must have gotten all of the asshole in the family.

no it’s becky

His sophomore numbers were highly reminiscent of another highly drafted FSU QB: Christian Ponder. He also shows a similar inability to handle pressure. He could be a disaster in a hurry.