But does it let you finish?

Maybe instead of yelling at the refs, the Steelers should have come up with a better 3rd down play than a confused looking draw to Williams.

Cline is accused of attacking the 6-foot-three, 220-pound officer and biting Frascatore’s fist.

It’s fine.

She’s just instinctively putting her left arm out and shaking it all about, because white people are never more than 10 seconds from spontaneously doing the hokey pokey.

They’re working on an updated, Americanized version of The Producers and that outfit was for the big “Springtime for Hitler in Dixie” number. Boy is your face going to be red when they tell everybody the joke in context.

What is Pace University?

It got posted before your comment. 12:17. See PiggyPoopBalls to collect your winnings.

Were they paying that kid who got killed filming their practices or would that have corrupted his noble sacrifice?

I would disagree, but only to say that you have to be ok with burning the relationship to the ground over the issue. It is the height of self-centeredness to think you can trash someone’s partner and then just, like, grab coffee later or something.

Man, it must be a real drag when your no-cost minor league doesn’t produce the quality of talent you are looking for. Who wants to pay a guy who hasn’t had a few years of pro-level training and competition already?

Photo of Curt drafting the letter:

I’m pretty sure that offer is designed to screw over the lazy kids that are also bad at math. Truly genius.

Chris, buddy, I know you’ve had some struggles with your weight but you are nowhere near growing nuclear. And I don’t even think pasty white balls of hatred are even capable of reaching critical mass. Maybe you should start eating Uranium-235 just in case.

Will someone at least deliver some tissues?

Does Rolling Stone still not employ fact checkers? From that article about Dez:

Saying only half is being very charitable.

Is it really a lowball if Navas is as good as advertised? De Gea was leaving at the end of the year, and Real offered United an obvious heir apparent. Now that City have already won the title (I think I read that somewhere....), United should be planning for next year.

Remember kids, be afraid and vote Republican.

I wish she would have responded to the 300 million in 36 minutes comment with “It’s never taken me 36 minutes to knock someone the fuck out.” But her response was pretty badass anyway.