I choose to believe that the baby talk was not directed at a dog, but at the unidentified officer, with whom Farnam has a very weird relationship.

The responses to that tweet right now are amazing.

I guess they might have no choice at the moment, but how do you keep anyone from the coaching staff in charge? There’s no way he could have forced players to play through injury without buy-in from other members of the staff.

No way! They’re totally going to win 9 games in the regular season, get smacked by Ohio State in the B1G title game, and beat a 3rd tier SEC team in the Outback Bowl.

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Denny’s was racist? Well, shit. Looks like I need to chain smoke and eat terrible food somewhere else now.

I know. We do not photograph well. It’s a real problem.

Watching the “news” like a cat watches the vacuum cleaner. Sounds like fun.

McCain picked Palin in part because he had almost no chance of winning at that point. Palin was a Hail Mary, “hopefully this energizes my base and brings in some women from the left” pick. It blew up in his face, but there was a certain twisted logic to it.

It’s got be Sorgi. And when you add in Tolzein and Bollinger, I think it is time to start considering Wisconsin the Cradle of Bench QBs.

There’s Wicked porn? As in the coming of age witch story? Hot. and green

Information I have garnered about relationships by observing Steve Harvey: If you have enough money, you can still get dates, even though you manage to look like you wear your dad’s suits in your 50s.

Apparently the youths do heroin now. (this is what people with kids have been telling me)

He made a bounce shot in a game! That should not be possible.

Deez Nuts is a registered Independent. Deez Nuts doesn’t like being restricted to one party.

I approve. Fennel is the black licorice of vegetables.

Why would you ever bother eating a Pop Tart when Toaster Strudel exists?

The only thing that could make this better would be going through and adding [sic] after all the errors.

It just doesn’t seem like a good subject for a biopic, either. Where’s the conflict? Social Network had the Winklevoss twins and Sean Parker. What does Jobs have? Deciding not to get treated for cancer?