I assume you mean stockings or pantyhose, since stockings are a type of hosiery.
That's not how it works.
I won't (my original iPad is still working just fine), but I know several people that more than likely will.
"... with a penchant for faulty electronics and leaks whenever it rains.
Nominal fee?! When was the last time you called for a tow truck or flat bed that didn't involve AAA or some other motor club?
I almost always use proper punctuation and spelling in my text messages. The only time I shorten things is if I can't fit the full message in 160 characters (I hate it when messages get split). I don't care too much if the people I'm talking to abbreviate everything, as long as it's done in a way that makes it just as…
"... but still think it's safe to say that if you never use the address bar you're probably not a gadget guy."
My password manager is the grey matter between my ears. Hasn't failed me yet.
I did the same thing 20 years ago, though it was a frozen dinner fresh from the microwave that had me distracted.
How about we all talk about how much shittier this new comment system is? I never thought it could get worse than that last eyesore. I was wrong!
Hmmm. I don't see an image button. I used to see one on the old commenting system, but it hasn't been there since the conversion to Kinja. I wonder if there's a browser add-on that's blocking it. I already have the obvious ones turned off, like ABP, but I'll have to go through all of them and test.
Would you tell me how you're posting an image? I've asked multiple people but no one ever bothers to reply.
Just when I think this system can't get any worse, you surprise me again. Who thinks up this garbage?! How hard would it be to give an option to display each thread in chronological order, in a single column, like it used to be?
Indeed!
It looks a bit like the coil for a cigarette lighter.
"... which is more than can be said for the trucker, who speeds off into the distance."
I sprayed two short squirts of WD-40 into a Master lock about 10 years ago; one in the keyhole and one in the hole on top. That lock still opens perfectly and the key never gets stuck. The brand new Master lock that I bought six months ago sticks like crazy and you have to fight to get the key out.
Let's just call it "Disgusting" and move on to Windows 9 already.
Not that I'm hoping Samsung wins this (I won't argue why. I have my reasons.), but that tablet in Star Trek is even called a PADD.