It’s all about the character limits. Has Senator C. Grassley taught you nothing?!

You realize our President ASKED the gov of LA if he could come and was asked to kindly hold off on his visit until next week. Right now they can’t handle the logistics, timing, and everything else a presidential visit entails (airports/streets temporarily closed, detours, etc) . Trump was also asked to hold off on a…

Not Lion repellent, it’s not like you’re going to be in Africa! Just bring some catnip. At heart all mountain lions are house cats. They just want to play and lick your face clean... of all that dirty skin! Seriously I’m a... mountain lion trainer and I keep three as pets; Tiger, Dr. Scruffman, and Cheeto!

Speaking of which... any Seattle jalops want to teach me how to change my own oil? Obviously I’ll pay for whatever I need and compensate your time with some beer or whatever...

Then she definitely should get one.

Two articles in two days Kristen? I think it’s time you got one. Just buy it and expense it to gawker.com, who knows knows maybe nobody will notice ;)

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Seconded. I didn’t understand all the hate. The original hommage was dope and I loved that blue. This new take on it in turbomeister drag is even better. However, between this orange and that powder blue, I would pick the blue every time if I got one of these without all of the bolt ons. Like what you’d expect to come…

My guess last night was they were too embarrassed to report they got robbed. By prostitutes. Before any fun sexy time. They did something stupid and wouldn’t stop like asked , or were doing drugs or being rapey with hands (and had not paid for services yet) and would not stop when asked. So the girls they would do the…

Oh I get that. I think it might be time to start going into work early. Who knows, maybe you’ll get a raise out of it and it’d be doubly worth it! Ha

Amazing read Peter. It gave me the chills a number of times. Williams really comes across as a true psychopath. Which judging by other stories he most assuredly is. Thank you for this.

Ya, but we’re they able to get the hood ornament off before the lil guy retracted? YA, pull that one off and then you can color me impressed ;)

So you leave for work at the same time every day right? RIGHT?!?

Do ittttttttt! I’ll pay for ALL of your first fill up at Chevron if you come scoop me up after delivery ;)

Ha, nice. One day people will learn the truth of the issues they love to trot out so they can sound wise and informed. One day.

Hahaha, THIS. Also, sounds like you guys are having a little extra bit of fun today. Good, ya’ll deserve it.

Very true. While I live in an area with renewable energy, most do not. However, I do think that by the time electric cars are the dominant form of transportation renewable energy will likewise be the dominant form of energy production. At least I hope so.

Meeeeeeeeeeee too!

That’s what I’m leaning towards as well. But remember, they are all pretty young so I’m thinking more that whatever they did/happenned to them is more embarrassing than criminal. To a kid like that, the world finding out some huge embarrassing secret would be much worse than almost anything else including a little…

I mean I don’t agree with either one of them, but idk... your comment just comes off... idk. Does your cyber crush know you exist? I hope so. You deserve to be happy ;)