Wouldn’t that be c blearopnik?

So... I’m not a fan of the caliber, and definitely not a fan of stance nation bro. But, somehow, I kinda like one of these!

Oh for sure! And if my boss gives me any shit for working on this today....

So true... we truly are an oppressed group. We should look into getting jalops classified as a protected class!

Word

Come on man, I’ve still got stuff to do today... west coast time (Westside 4 lyfe).... stop making me laugh. My boss keeps glaring at me....

I want to hate. Truly, I do. Honestly, never have I wanted to hate something more.

Hey man I don’t know, if home dude can make over $20000 on kickstarter to make a potato freaking salad.... well that makes a lot of things possible that intuitively seem otherwise. This could be the way for jalopnik.com to become commentator owned during the bankruptcy!!!

Hahahahahahaha! You’re so right! I would totally pay $1.99 for jalopnik on the GO!

Jalopnik Go! That actually would do well. I guarantee 50%, on the low end, of everyday readers would download it. Throw some ads in it and it might make enough money for jalopnik to buy itself in the upcoming bankruptcy!

Seriously ... let’s do this cyber friend! Meet me on the corner of Bailey and Michigan in 20! We gon get this locked down before someone else!!!

Wait what?!?! We’re not speaking in person?!?! DUDE! Now MY mind is blown!!!

Indubitably.... And fa realsy.... totes malotes? Hahaha that is gold my friend... 24 karats of it! Thanks for that jswiftalicious!

That’d be so freaking dope!!!

Haha.... high score .... that really was everyone fear wasn’t it? That we’d turn killing into point based competitions.... wow

I know right! It’s crazy! And I’m SUPER serial about that too! Like literally NOOOOOOOO sarcasm in my comment about children having fights to the death with pretend magical animals! And did you know playing fable turns you into a wizard?!?! Or holy crap, this one will blow your mind.... wait for it..... WAIIITTTTTTT…

I’m down.... and instead of the poke gyms or whatever for doing the duels that result in 12 year olds pitting their slave animals I’m fights to the death, there would just be race tracks. And instead of the fights to the death, there would just be races.... I feel like this game would be much more appropriate for kids…

Helllllllllllll yeah homie! Making dem fat stacks!

Oh my god this thing is so beautifully wrong. I...I... I just can’t say sacrilege even though I desperately want to. It’s just so perfect in its hideousness. I want three.

Hey thanks for the star Tom! Happy 4th of July my friend! Also, bought a new to me car a couple days ago and used your advice to do it, so thank you. Hope you have a safe holiday!