Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Twitter’s embedded video quality is so shitty, I can barely see most of the highlights you guys post from there.  Both of these twitter videos are like 240 resolution on the wide shot, and only sharpen into a visible image for the second half of the video.  It doesn’t seem to be a buffering thing, as they sharpen at…

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But was it videotaped? That could be the difference between a 2 game suspension and a lifetime ban.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

I disagree that the goal, while high quality, was one at which you would simply shrug your shoulders; the US defense, while they did a good job overall last night, was in a shambles for the three or four possessions leading up to the goal. They were getting pulled out of shape repeatedly, and that shape breakdown and…

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

Absolutely not! But it was the only reported narrative, and it follows a path of logic, and it is no less credible than what Shams reported today. You’re privileging a statement from an anonymous Pelicans source with every bit as much conflict as those behind the earlier story, in order to give me shit about blogging…

I really don’t think that a good run with Jimmy Butler should be overshadowed by a shit run with malcontent Jimmy Butler one year later. Everything was going pretty well before Jimmy buckets decided he needed a little more drama in his life. Hell, even if things hadn’t worked out with Jimmy from the start, I think…

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

“You see, since he lost the ball four times, he possessed it five times. The foul applies to all five possessions, and since we’re in the double bonus, that’s ten shots!” - Dumbass NBA Referee Twitter account

I love the idea that in real time the ref was like, “pivot-caught the ball-one-two-lost control-pivot-pass-legal.”
Second, we’re like two weeks from Harden just bobbling the ball from hand to hand as he walks down the court before plowing headlong into a defender actively running away from him and getting like 10…

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

Deep down, I really think there’s only one guy who could possibly manage the personalities of LeBron, Rondo, JaValle, Lance Stephenson, Beasus Christ, The Busses, Magic, LA Bros, the Ball family, and Jack Nicholson.

Deeply kiss your son and father on the lips with that mouth? 

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

Really good college sports fans can be a fucking delight—you have to be some combination of funny, smart or original.  She’s just a nuisance that’s none of those things.

She is bad and it’s a good thing this was stopped.

It sure sounds like he says “gay” but like others have pointed out, it would be an extremely odd time and way to use the slur. He was mumbling through the entire interview, as he usually does, and I fully believe he just did a terrible job of saying “getting.”