1. Every object in a state of uniform motion will remain in that state of motion unless an external force acts on it.

This guy is like everybody else with a MAGA hat.  They have no idea what is really even happening to them.

This guy looks like the Slim Jim guy.

It looks like she wanted to leave.  That decision is hers.

What are you eating under there?

His speed made the pitcher S his P’s on this play.  Also true for infielders on routine groundballs.  He is so fast people always have to think about him. 

Is it wrong to not feel bad for these people?

I take pride in not completely understanding why people would continue to defend this stuff.

Dennis Slamz plays Andy Slipowicz

I know we’re not here for this. But what was the score of the game?

The Tortoise and the Hair

They got a Pearl NetLace!

In an odd turn, the Warriors said to the refs “Come out and play”

Doc’s greatest coaching move ever?

All of this could have ended beautifully if the ref simply drops down and slaps the mat for a pin at the 1:13 mark

Flyin’ like a lion named Zion

Trey Wingo then defended the halftime show by violently removing his shirt to reveal tattoos matching Adam Levine’s to prove he clearly has superior judgement.