Really fucking sorry you don’t like the way I talk. I think your fashion game is weak, sight unseen. Have a great fucking day.

I googled Virgie Tovar after your first comment. Still don’t know who the fuck she is or why I’m supposed to find her stylish. Thanks for introducing me to Viktoria Modesta though, that girl is ab fabulous.

I’m sorry if this is “bodyshaming” or whatevs, but Tyga is so fug. I mean, maybe not fug ... but suuuuper dorky and funny looking.

Who the fuck hates Dita? I’ve never met such a person. That’s ridiculous.

So she’s not Asian enough for you. Are you even Asian? Or am I having a pointless argument with another white girl? Please let me know before I invest any more time in this.

But Kim was always a lil’ downmarket. Meaning she liked Herve Leger, while Alexa liked Isabel Marant. I definitely agree there is more welcoming to a pretty, skinny white-looking girl, but Kim K was a hard sell. And I say this as someone who thought Kim’s original face was 100x prettier.

I don’t know. Alexa seems more like a presenter/personality to me. This Warne woman is basically a blogger. But there are LOTS of Asian models (actual high-fashion models, not blogger-models) out there now, getting paid, being loved. Fei-Fei Sun. Liu Wen. Ji Hye Park. Soo Joo. The representation is getting better…

You just learned that?

First of all, the greys are where shit gets done. No shame in that game.

Well it seems like the industry disagrees with you. I get what you are saying—I’m baffled by the industry’s love for Sienna Miller too—but I think Alexa does have something special. Of course, it is all subjective. And I do sit here wondering why Erykah Badu hasn’t had a Vogue cover yet.

I don’t intend to contest your view of Alexa (as a white lady) but she always has been open about her Asian heritage. I agree that she presents as white, but she has never been anything but loud and proud about her race. I’m not sure how she’d politicize that in her particular job, other than by wearing Chinese…

I did mean Lauren Santo Domingo! I love Alexa. Sorry for being a big tool today and thank you for clarifying.

Well, I mean, what part of any “It Girl”’s style is all that amazing? It’s just clothing, not rocket science. We like what we like. I like Alexa’s tomboy style. Trenches over dresses, flat shoes, no makeup, mussy hair. She’s cute. Maybe a lot of other twentysomething girls do what she does just as well, but she lucked…

LOL as the proud owner of a fivehead, I salute you. Would people really rather be Teresa Guidice over Alexa Chung? Giant foreheads forever.

God was that just a nonsensical rant? sorrees! tl;dr: LDS went to my laser hair place and therefore I stopped going because I hate name dropping!

She’s the fucking worst kind of privileged rich girl idiot. I was going to a laser place, and the owner was tacky and told me she did “LSD”’s facials, and even though I liked the work this salon did, after that, I never went back. I just couldn’t. Like, I seriously could not give a shit where LSD gets her upper-lip…

Er, so who DO you consider stylish then?

So she doesn’t look Asian enough for you? That’s kind of rude. And what the hell do Mindy Kaling or Rebel Wilson know about fashion? I’m all for a non-skinny girl to get a platform, but she needs to be stylish.

Don’t you think she’s a cut above a lot of these tired “It Girls” though? Alexa really does have a distinct style, and she’s humble and charming. Obviously she’s a child of privilege, but better to see her than one of those hideous Dellal monsters or fucking Lauren Santo Domingo again.

Absolutely no legit businessperson would ever say “Now you’re making me contact my dad, who I don’t even like!!” Seriously, girl. Shut the fuck up, pack up your little ass-eating T-shirts, and go home. You make that NastyGal bitch look like LVMH.