I have vanity issues and I hate being “old” too, so you know what I do, I’m super nice to the youngs. Then they think of me as cool and I feel OK about being old because I’m not a grouchy old person who hates young people. Young people telling you they like your clothes is the best! Also, I date people way older than…

Also, she is thirty. She has witnessed diddley squat.

see also: your girl Patti Famewhore Smith

So can we stop pretending (lol) that Chrissie Hynde and Joan Jett give a fuck about other women? Or am I supposed to just keep up this Riot Grrl nonsense in the name of white feminism?

I had a good friend who grew up in tough-ass, working-class Cleveland. This one time I mentioned that the guy I liked was dating some basic bitch from Cincinnati. “Cincinnati,” my Cleveland friend sneered. “A good place to raise a family.” LOL, Ohio bitches are the best.

*NJ fistbump*

Right? Who would even shack up with a potato-faced sister molester? If this woman exists I want to slap her upside the head.

Is it wrong to say he is fugly? He’s just such a dork. I’m sure he thinks he’s all badass for having a “barely legal” girlfriend, but he’s such a loser. Teen girls, if you must have inappropriate relationships with old dudes, please choose better!

I legit LOL’d.