Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If he gets Yonkers to pay for it he’s got my vote.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

“Soccer fans are rapists and drug dealers, I’m sure there are some good ones, but we need to build a wall on the Harlem River to keep them out of Manhattan!”

Hudson River Derby? That’s a glory boy, first round pick of a river. Now the Harlem River, that’s a role player, working hard, also in between these two stadiums. Never hear a word about the old Harlem though, no sir.

Fitting, fake fighting for a fake rivalry.

You missed one.

This isn't news, this is Belts. Most awesome don't touch my head guy in the majors. Enjoy while you can.

*Cries to sleep under my Dodgers blanket*

You’ve had Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo fall in your lap. Suck it the fuck up.

Yeah because the Celtics have had such a hard time of it...

That’s $168 million, not $1.68 billion. Still a lot of money, but, like, a lot less.

Jesus Christ you are a bitter man.

Or, you can post an incredibly stupid one, then get the ad revenue off of all the page views. Most people aren’t that forward thinking but that would be a far better way to get money.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

This one’s better.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Please, my mom drank a fifth of whiskey all at once, trying to abort me and, except for the fact that later in life I became an alcoholic for about 11 years, I turned out fine.