God, what a bunch of pussies.

Keep your fucking head up Silfverberg, you Swedish cunt.

I never knew she didn’t want to be raped, she was only screaming no and trying to run away...

This is a fucked up new world we live in, where minors are allowed to become celebrities on the internet...

Cycles Unite!

Just like everything, it’s perfectly ok, as long as nobody finds out.

Really? a “Would somebody please think of the children!” on Deadspin?

Go find a blog about folding laundry or baking cakes.

He flexed his muscle and he didn’t even cuss. That’s pretty PG, bro.

All I heard was Bla bla bla cheating is the best.

On behalf of all of us morons who paid to go to school for this trade, please stop teaching hipsters how to be woodworkers!

But, But, if everyone else in the school was carrying guns this never would have happened!

OR

It would have turned into a huge deathmatch style situation and 100x the people could have died.

He hates organized religion?

I guess he’s wasn’t that bad of a guy after all!

So... How does one go about signing up to be an extra for HBO shows...

Yeah I cringed at many of the rom-com moments, but overall I didn’t hate it.

I still think Bill Hader was the best part though.

OMG! she made a mistake!

Not entering the contest, but I took a bunch of these while driving across the US in June, here are a few:

Want to know why you got an evenly measured response? Because the company that made this game is based in Europe.

If this happened to an American made game, you’d have Curt Schilling showing up on your doorstep the next day looking to fist-fight you.

False advertising.

If I want to take photos I will use my 5d mkII

If I want to take dick pics, I use my iPhone.

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Apparently you don’t understand how houses are built!