I’m a big fan of your work. I’ve been following it since the old gawker days.

You think this is weird, you should see how Tom Brady feeds his son a peach!

I’m not surprised that that MOCs see sexual assault as a serious problem. It’s a real pain in the ass when they hit you with those charges.

J.J. Abrams left some big narrative holes for his predecessor, Rian Johnson.

I think the time is also ripe for a Mrs. Columbo reboot!

I’ve heard that it’s their form of baby talk, that they use to manipulate their humans.

A Change.org petition to disinvite Affleck from the ceremony, for what those are worth, has collected almost 20,000 signatures.

He is a bizarre looking fellow. Has anyone ever counted up his chromosomes?

Well, C-3p0 certainly isn’t a character in this arc.

Fake news! I didn’t see any hands being caughted.

As fans of the Last Jedi will tell you, sometimes subverting the audience’s every expectation is what makes a movie ‘good.’

I don’t know. Ghostbusters 2 surpassed the original in every way.

Ahh, good point! Maybe Mace Windu saved himself using the Force like Leia did, landed somewhere on the surface, and decided to call it a day. Maybe he’s walking across Coruscant, like Caine from Kung Fu. Going from town to town, meeting people, having adventures...

Stone cold. Cold like the vacuum of space. Like the vacuum of space that was not evident when they opened the doors to pull her in. That’s what bugged me about that scene.

I’m reading all these heartfelt posts and, I mean...are we really not talking about that hair? Is the hair not the real story here? It’s the same haircut as the article’s author has in her thumbnail. That. Hair.

Moby, please give back those field recording CDs that Gregor loaned you. Don’t be a dick.

Oh come on, try to tell me it didn’t move in your pants a little when he was playing with that spacefishcow’s titties.

But do the gorillas hit each other? I only like it when the gorillas are hitting each other.

Too much artsy, not enough fartsy.

I think future president Oprah and the current president could find some mutual interests.