Look upon him. He’ll show you the life of the mind.

Nah, they already get BET.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dan Harmon’s sex creep apologies. The self flagellation is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the grovelling will go over a typical person’s head. There’s also Harmon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his…

Was this the part where [spoiler] Leia does her Superman thing?

Fuck you for thinking you had any right to invade her privacy like that. And who gives a shit if she was a stripper? Does that somehow mean she isn’t entitled to privacy like the rest of us?

4.8 on Metacritic. 3.4 out of five on comicbook.com. It’s possible there is some brigading going on, but many sources that collect feedback from the hoi polloi are much more middling than ‘professional’ reviewers have been.

I suspect that his enthusiasm has been bought and paid for with regular deliveries of sweet, rich, delicious, green spacefishcow milk.

Yeah, I’d cut the mutiny stuff, and Holdo entierly...give the kamakaze sacrifice to Akbar, and have Leia give the B-team (Finn/Poe/Rose) some mission related to obscuring her plan to escape the fleet following them. They can still fail at it, or half/succeed at it, and that allows the rebels to get to Crait for the…

He did train her how to milk the nutritious, mitichlorian rich Force sperm out of those space-mammal-fish creatures.

And then I remembered that Charlie Murphy died and now I’m sad again.

limited edition Kenner electronic Lightsaber

I had a similar feeling about the Maz Kanata “call” scene. Frenetic, incoherent action made it almost incomprehensible...and that conversation is what sets up the whole murky Canto Bite boondoggle. The job of that scene is to establish the ‘what’ and the ‘why’ of everything Finn and Rose are going to be doing for the…

I hope so, so much that there is a green-milk titty alien action figure. Also, a Chewie action figure with spit roasted porg accessory.

I still wonder why they didn’t all pile into shuttles and go to Canto Bite, since that seems like a thing that was evidently possible? Leave some Droids to work the ship and jump to light speed and jump through a star, see if you can get the first order to follow you. After all...if the first order “has them on a…

Beyond that, she’s a personal creation of mystery-peddling huckster J.J. Abrams...

“By nature people were less likely to forgive or bear with Holdo than Ackbar, and that was the point.”

Over 9000.

The scene shoehorning Maz in also bugged me. That kind of frenetic, flouncing, incoherent action and movement for action and movement’s sake smacked of a sort of horrible, creeping Tranformerfication of Star Wars.

“I want to bring up how hilarious the shirtless Kylo Ren scene was.”

That Holdo moment was a great moment. Too bad they gave it to a character I never heard of and didn’t care about and will never see again.