Oh, sure, this is cute, but Harvey Winestein plays this game and puts his dick in a box a few dozen times and everyone loses their minds!

Be quiet Becky! Ain’t nobody trying to hear you make this all about you!

Apple pie without some cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.

Kind of looked like he chased it into the fire in the first place, to me. Rabbits been running away from forest fires since forever—they’ve got instincts and whatnot.

If you make a list of the best albums that didn’t make it on this list of the best albums that didn’t make it on your list of best albums, let me show the flag for Protomartyr’s ‘Relatives in Descent.’

“There’s a scene in #StarWars #TheLastJedi that I keep playing over and over in my head, that is so stunning and unexpected that I don’t want to forget how I felt seeing it for the first time.”

It’s like if Worldstar had a news vertical.

It appears that, when it comes to women at least, he’s “tried them” but has perhaps not “satisfied them.”

God damn it...I just made this joke elsewhere. I’ve gotta read more comments before I post.

He harassed me for years, with his heavy nose-breathing in my ear on his radio show. I could vividly imagine a thicket of oily black nostril hairs trembling in the friscilating dusklight with every labored wheeze.

Looks like errybody finna get loosies this year.

Why don’t white people acknowledge their cousins?

You can get a sense of the recalibration and adjustment on the fly that it makes from watching the blooper reel at the end. So many variables this thing is thinking about—pretty cool that it can get them right some of the time—I know I couldn’t.

So you’re saying they may come out with a porg themed line of butt plugs? Where do I sign up?

I just hope and pray that someone has the guts to give us a porg death scene, a la Return of The Jedi’s dead ewok.

1.) Let’s not forget that Jon Stewart is not the one facing any accusations, right now.

The Mossad agent was probably only able to smear a trace amount on the bags.

It’s absolutely her business who she wants to report, and she doesn’t seem interested in reporting her abusers. She just seems interested in the warm glow of victimhood and the support and admiration that comes with being brave enough to stand up and be counted, which is fine, some people have a taste for that, and…

I think Prince Prince Ruprect the Monkey Boy owes you an apology.

Nah. Just train yourself to say “nibble” or “nugget.”