You need your token black character to romance the new pretty white girl this season. White genocide isn’t going to come about by itself you know, you need constant pop cultural examples of it. #probablyalreadyathreadon4chan

I enjoy how the premise of this article is that on Halloween 18 year old black ‘youths’ don’t just show up on your doorstep in ‘burbs with their hoodies and droopy draws and old pillowcases on Halloween.

She was the one I was pulling for to win Penny Arcade’s StripSearch. Her Junior Scientist Power Hour is pretty good too.

I thought the whole affair was really a case of making a Montgomery gland out of a mole hill.

I think back on the hysteria, the shrill heights of contempt and hatred the left had for W. Then tea-bag America essentially pulled the old dad move of ‘if you’re going to cry, I’ll give you something to cry about.’ It’s almost as if attributing monstrous evil intent to your ideological opponents hardens their…

Hey, there’s been an update to this story.

Shame on you! When a fellow puts that much effort and hot air into inflating a virtue signal, it’s really rude to put a pin in it.

I knew it. I knew that all this hatred and racism was motivated by white peoples’ Fears.

Shoulda just shot him in the dick.

The French used to have a platform with a guillotine on it...they couldn’t find that platform to give this guy?

I thought they made a Jane Bond movie already. It was called Atomic Blond.

Make sure to wear your prettiest lynching dress, too. But be careful what you wish for—when that strange fruit starts growing, it can be an invasive species, and you’ll want to be careful to wind up being the harvester, rather than the harvest.

I find the lack of the ability to complain about this game’s treatment of gender roles and representation of diverse characters problematic. Though, hmmm. Maybe those chopsticks do smack a bit of culturally insensitive appropriation...yeah, I can work with that.

Rats.

You forgot to give her her (((parentheses))), edgelord.

I just know that in some dark corner of Deviant Art, someone is mashing up Porgs and PAWGs and masturbating furiously to them.

John Edgar Rust, is that you? They let you have internet in prison?

I’ve heard that h3h3 is also a virulent anti-semite. Also they hate parkour.

Please tell me that the video above is shot in some kind of thunderdome which any number of MTV personalities can enter, but only one can leave.

There’s also a Lynchburg Texas as well