But they don’t want the same freedom that he wants. Yes, they both want freedom, but the slaves wanted their freedom from him and his, while Key wants freedom for (white) Americans from the British. They’ve taken British coin and British arms and come to fight on the British side to ensure Americans don’t get their…

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and take the inept double posting of your rumination on genius as some kind of a meta commentary on the way people who post such things perceive themselves vs. how they are perceived by the world at large.

I’m eternally outraged that the “smartest man in the universe” is a CIS white male. I mean, in a multiverse of infinite Ricks, can’t we spend some time with some genderqueer Ricks and Mortys of color? Next year they really need to hire a talented black trans writer to fix this problem.

The hints have continued, second- and third-hand: Roseanne Barr said in 2016 that she has heard “so many stories” about C.K.’s alleged misbehavior.

I’ve heard that straight black men are the white men of black people. It’s probably where his thoughtless microagression against a heshe comes from.

My outrage is exacerbated by the use of comic sans.

Good to see someone has picked up the mystery poop beat that Gawker used to cover so well. http://gawker.com/after-ypsilanti-mystery-pooper-identified-slide-shitti-1576368661

Was the teacher trying to make a point against racist language, or against redundancy?

From your response it sounds like you probably just skipped to the end to watch the murder porn, but the reason the video is 16 minutes long is because the cops on the scene assessed the situation and called for a tazer equipped guy to get there. They made the choice to use less lethal means, and stood around for a…

How can you tell they’re men just by looking at them? Misgendering transpeople is a serious microaggression you guys!

I’m just saying, that mugshot would not look out of place on the byline of a Jezebel article.

I know I did. I hurried here to post “She’s with Jesus now” along with that pic, but alas, I was neither as fast or as clever as I’d hoped.

I prefer Pizzarena.

I don’t know what’s more disturbing in that .gif, the puff of smoke as his dick and balls are atomized, or the way the baseball comes to an instant complete stop, transferring all it’s kinetic energy directly into the dick and balls.

I feel like if you dressed as a blackface Nazi, they might cancel each other out though, right?

Run from Irma? But I ain’t neer run from nothin but the police.

“I hate to think this but once this is over, what else can or will she do?”

The song came out in 2002. That is, it came out in a post-9/11 world. The historical context is that the U.S. had just suffered a massive terrorist attack, and Toby Keith thought a song about rounding up a posse to track down the evil doers and string them up with some frontier justice would capture the mood and lift…

Hmm. I want to be outraged about that, but...what was the weather like that day? Because if there was rain or floods, those frat boys might have been justified in their actions.