“A medal isn’t certain or anything, but there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

please please please let there be épée people...

The irony of A-Rod’s career is he probably would have avoided so much of hate spilled his way had he not gotten that $252 MM deal, yet he was one of the few examples of someone getting the mega-contract actually earning it.

They would if they were rubbin them constantly, cause of the thrill of the race

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

The platform logo card gets changed out daily. I don’t know why.

Ben - Keep doing whatever the fuck you want. When you eventually get a job interview, your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college. And you’re going to tell them “volunteer work, a hobby, temp jobs, a class, whatever.”

Lukewarm take: ciabatta bread can GTFO.

That's three questions, dumbass.

“She knows damn well that the only difference between her & her teammates versus the “cheaters,” is the sophistication and resources her coaches and trainers have, that others don’t.”

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

lulz. so much work for such little payoff. throw a meme or something in next time. maybe harambe? he’s big in these parts (HELL)

You are awfully preemptively sensitive.

If someone tells you they think you have a drinking problem, I dare you to try and explain how you *don’t* have a drinking problem without sounding like you have a drinking problem. It just can’t be done.

I would do the opposite of whatever the Mormon does.

Yeah. We all live in the city so I understand a change of scenery. But we will be playing Zorb Soccer, which looks amazingly dangerous. I’ve been to St Louis before and I can’t believe I have to go back again. Whatever

They didn’t just shrug it off, they took care of the matter and punished the female student.

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

+1. It’s a fundamental failure to grasp the concept of what a meme is. That’s what really pisses me off - I mean, go ahead and hate Mexicans and women man, but for fuck’s sake a meme isn’t born every time you put two pics together with text over it.