Two words: HEB commercials.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Know who never got fired? Harambe.

Do you also wear sweatpants to work because they are efficient at sheltering you from the elements and provide maximum comfort?

Do you also wear sweatpants to work because they are efficient at sheltering you from the elements and provide…

I wouldn’t let a client interview with any Gawker platform not named honestly. The level of snark that is not only allowed, but encouraged, in the posts themselves would make it tough to make sure you got out your messaging and point without some asshole writer trying to find new ways to be a dick in writing.

I like how you assume he wouldn’t.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

A week ago, the US beat this Serbian team by just 3 points, that was after only beating Australia by 10 and right before only beating France by 3.

I always thought an easy way to increase offense and pick up the pace would be to make pick-off attempts count as balls. You’re not eliminating the pick-off, but it forces a pitcher to be more strategic about when to employ them. And we won’t have to watch 10 pick-off attempts while waiting for the next pitch. Plus:…

I don’t understand the first few sentences of this post. On the left side you have the third baseman and shortstop, and on the right side you have the second baseman and first baseman. That is balanced.

That first paragraph doesn’t make a lick of sense

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Where is cuento-quemedor to tell us that Felix is a racist for trying to blame the innocent Brazilian?

Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Relevance is dubious, but: I think the song miiight be satirical or tongue in cheek in some way? Rodney Carrington is a quasi-popular comedian, and I’m having trouble finding anything confirming he’s actually, seriously pro-Trump. Granted the song does speak pretty fondly of Trump - but it’s also got an image of…

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

I feel like everyone’s letting the fun of the Leonard-Aldridge Spurs completely wipe out just how fucking unlikable the Spurs were for most of the 2000s. Ginobili isn’t the worst of them because of Bowen but he’s in a tough fight for second.