The number of conservatives who believe that the poor enjoy having to depend on welfare and Section 8 housing for survival never ceases to amaze me.

Clearly Trump isn’t a Lannister since a “Lannister always pay their debts.”

I wish I lived where you do.

I think the only thing worse than wearing cargo shorts is the insistence that you actually use the dozen extra pockets they provide. What fucking urban explorer are you that you need pouches to traverse your daily life? I’ve never found myself in Target (where 95% of all cargo shorts in America are purchased) and…

This one time this lady in front of me in the “12 Items or Fewer” lane (don’t even get me started on stores that say “12 Items or Less,” those fucking wretches) had way more than 12 things. And not like 15 or 16 where you could reasonably be like “Whoops, I didn’t realize how much I had...sorry!” She had more than…

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

I guess this was after he exhaled...

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

This is some serious “how is babby formed” stream of consciousness gibberish right here.

No I think the headline is saying that this dude owns minorities, like he has a couple of black and hispanic people (that he doesn’t pay) do some yard work.

Because what should happen and what will actually happen are two different things?

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

What I Talk About When I Talk About Whatever I Was Just Talking About

“Literally nobody refers to the hoop as a ‘basketball ring’.”

This is classic pivoting. The media (BOOOOO AMIRITE???) asks a question about the culture, inferring, seemingly, the institutional culture: the administration that did not investigate sexual assaults and silenced victims. He changed that into a critique of the players: “We have a lot of great kids! Too bad a few bad…

YES! AND THE FOUL! SHA-QUILLE O-NEAL JAMS IT DOWN THE BASKETBALL RING AND PICKS UP THE FOUL

Lending out books to friends is like lending money to family: you need to assume it is gone forever and anything that comes back is a bonus.

Obviously you've never been to Chicago

You suck at life.

Typical Tebow. Called an audible and ran.