Counterpoint: this is evidence to suggest that it was intentional. He’s become so adept at flailing due to all this documented practice that he can control the direction and intensity of his flails and land them on precise targets, such as a mate’s beanbag.

If I make a habit of kicking the air when no one’s around, and then when someone IS around I still kick (in airspace that now also contains another player’s testicles), I fail to see how it cannot be anyone’s responsibility but my own.

The Cardinals losing is sports and news. Not sure what your complaint is.

Not if I see you first! haha just kidding, bud

Looking forward to the Overwatch release. Gonna practice and really get the game down, then jump right in the action with my favorite character. See you on Playstation!

sounds great. can’t wait to “shoot ‘em up” online with the boys. see you guys there!

He was awake all night thinking that burn up and the quality really shows.

“We were just excited to be at a game and let the audience see us and hear us...”

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

I’ve learned that if you have good friends all the small stuff will balance out in the end. They invite you over for dinner, you buy the pitchers the next night. For bigger stuff, you’ll still have to sort out who owes what for the concert tickets or what the furniture you are splitting up is actually worth.
If you…

I actually edited to say “ ... in this way” but it didn’t take.

How do you reach adulthood without figuring out how to talk to a friend about money? This isn’t hitting up an aquaintance for a loan or asking for a raise. This is being able to say “are we splitting this cab?” or “I got this.” It should not be hard.

Down here in Texas, people love big business, especially if there's a cheap marketing tie-in to Texas pride. It’s pure Stockholm Syndrome, but Materialism is like a branch of Christianity to these people. You won’t find much resistance locally.

the ballpark is great and beautiful, but what a low bar it is to clear in order to be the crown jewel of arlington

so would michael scott.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

Taking offense is like building a fence—you have to do it all alone and it takes a lot of time, and the things you think are nails are actually slender dog turds, and you pick them up and you get slender turd on your hands and then who’s gonna give you a kiss at the supermarket? Not Hannah, the twenty-something bag…

Goose Gossage is actually further up in these comments section. Posting under the tag: "HandsomeMonicaLewinsky"