Wouldn’t winning a title be the ultimate source of personal glory? I thought you didn’t want that.

The number of games a pitcher wins (and the ridiculous criteria for how those wins are awarded) is one of the dumbest criteria for greatness ever.

Another Haisley article, another weird, unnecessary shot at MLS. Does your ex work for the league or something?

I really thought this was going to be a “football won’t exist in 30 years” take, but you somehow made it all about yourself. I applaud that.

me, me me me me me me me me.

Nah, while I see similarities and overlaps, it’s good to remind ourselves that baseball discipline and the legal system are two different things with different players with different interests and different in pretty much every fucking way. A closer analog to baseball discipline is child raising, where you reward and…

Maybe they should let Odor be tried in a court of law then. Also, WAT. Why is murder the analogy you’re jumping to? We have like a whole mess of assault laws that would be way better comparisons.

But you get why that’s kinda dumb, right? You want to discourage a certain behavior and want the punishment to be a deterrent, then it’s gotta be (somewhat) agnostic of results.

Why would Kawakami agree to alter the terms from “lunch” to “dinner at a top 5 most expensive restaurant in the country”?

I’ve heard a lot of opinions on the brawl, but there are a couple of groups who have been conspicuously silent.

I still think what happened yesterday is kind of... perfect for all parties involved. He landed arguably the best punch in basebrawl history. He vindicated a team and city that is super but hurt over the OTHER epic GIF from last years playoffs (bat flip obviously). Bautista looks even more gangster now for taking such…

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

That wasn’t his first...

I lived in Houston for parts of 8 years, and no one there has any idea what a turn signal is, or what cars are in general.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

Put him on Inside the NBA along with Garnett and just have them roast each other mercilessly.

Ernie Johnson: Well we’re here on a special Mother’s Day Edition of Inside the NBA...

Garnett (to Tim Duncan): HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOTHER FUCKER.

Samer: please look at my comment from last week and the comment string that resulted: http://screamer.deadspin.com/obviously-too-…

Maybe I’m reading that joke different than everyone else, but I thought the punchline of that joke is specifically because it is such a sharp, unambiguous, clear signal of his friends’ willful stupidity and obliviousness (because they are using the word faggot) immediately after his half-assed defense of his friends.…

Slightly off topic, but your comment on closets brought back a memory- My mom is a pediatrician, and took overnight call at the local hospital like once or twice a week because it’s a small town. I remember one day she was playing hide and seek with us and disappeared. We found her, in the closet, dead asleep. My dad…